Obama’s Campaign Slogan [Contest]

It will be difficult for Obama to run on "Hope & Change" and "Yes We Can" in the upcoming election as both of these slogans will simply remind the populace of the great distance between the public's expectations and the administrations actual performance. Conversely, I doubt we will see any campaign slogans that actually fit Obama's performance . . . luckily, we have readers and listeners like you! Today's contest is to write a slogan for the Obama re-election campaign and post it below. As always, the best slogan will likely be the one that makes me laugh the most. The winner will receive a pair of tickets to the upcoming Kansas concert. Let's see what you've got.