Montana LOVES PDA

PDA, or public display of affection as its scientific name, is gross. You don't need to make out or kiss each other in public. I don't need to see that.

Story time: When I was on a date the other day at Saketome there was a younger couple in the corner. They were probably 19-22 years old and they were playing tonsil hockey in front of the rest of us trying to eat. That's gross for a couple of reasons:

1) Overall, kissing in public is gross. The rest of us don't want to see it.

2) They just got done eating sushi... That is disgustingly gross. Eating raw fish then proceeding to lock lips. That's awful. Lock those people up.

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Montana ranks #1 in PDA

Montana is the top state for PDA in the United States according to a study conducted by the Shane Company.

Note: The Shane Company probably conducted this study so dummies like me would write about it to promote them for free. Just keep that in mind.

To find out, fine jewelry brand Shane Co. surveyed 3,000 Americans to reveal which love languages resonate with them the most and shed light on the best ways to connect with a partner. - Email by Kaizen's Francesca Ferrari

The study shows that Montanans had the highest response rate when it came to displaying physical touch in public. Half of Montanans responded "yes" for holding hands, hugging and kissing as "their primary love language."

This comes just a few weeks after I discovered Montana was deemed the "Most Sexually Adventurous State."

Right behind Montana is Idaho with a 43% rate. What's going on up here? Everyone loves making out.

All I ask is you do it in the confines of your own home.

The full study can be found here.