Photo of Obama Playing With Tiny Spider-Man Charms the Web

Fine. Time magazine was right -- Barack Obama is the Person of the Year. We can't argue with this photo, which was taken back in October.

The kid dressed up as Spider-Man is one of President Obama's staffer's kids. So no real threat was posed, which we guess explains why the Secret Service isn't taking him down. You got lucky this time, kid. Don't let it happen again.