Missoula’s Remedies For Your Post-St. Patty’s Day Hangover

Let's be honest... Let's see a show of hands... How many of you woke up this morning with a hangover? You celebrated St. Patty's Day a little too much for a Sunday and you woke up with a headache, probably some crusted-over eyes, a necessity for a glass of water and some overwhelming guilt.

Truth be told, that's how I woke up today. There may have been a few too many brewskis in my life yesterday. So I've been racking my brain this morning trying to solve this hangover. Here are 8 suggestions to conquer your hangover in Missoula this morning.

#8 - Dunk your head in the Clark Fork River

It may be warming up but that river is still ice cold. They say cold baths are great for your health (I don't know who "they are"). It'll wake your you know what up and cure that hangover.

#7 Eat Hangover Stew at Doc's Sandwich Shop

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The name is in the food. That's a surefire hangover fix.

#6 Hair of the Dog at Iron Horse

 

 

 

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Get back on the horse and get yourself down to Iron Horse's patio and have yourself a bloody mary. No Guinness or green beers, however. We don't want you throwing up.

#5 Repent your sins at one of the 50(ish) churches in Missoula

Get over to your local church, synagogue or temple and ask for forgiveness for smashing those 15 beers on Sunday. Shame on you... shame on me.

#4 Infrared sauna at Float Missoula

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I have no idea what an infrared sauna is, but it sounds like it could cure a hangover. Give it a shot and let me know how it goes.

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#3 Get lost in the Bitterroot

If all else fails just walk into the Bitterroot Forrest and lay down in a pile of mud. Call it a day.

#2 Rent a book from the Missoula Public Library that informs you how to live a healthy lifestyle

Maybe you can't fix your current hangover but maybe you can read a book on how to enhance your health. Find a diet book that eliminates alcohol from your diet or something.

#1 SLEEP

For the love of god, just stay home! Don't go to work, call your boss and say "Sorry boss, unfortunately I am dying and won't be able to come in. See you in the afterlife." If you must go to work, find the quietest, coolest corner of your office and pass out.