Conspiracy Day! What Happened to KGVO? [Poll/Contest]

OK everybody, we want to hear the best conspiracy theory you can come up with as to why KGVO is off the air. While sneaking around the studios I came across a bunch of tickets for the upcoming Kansas concert in Missoula and I'll send a pair of them to the creator of the most entertaining conspiracy tale.

If you forgot about Kansas, here's a quick sample.

Here are some of the ideas we came up with. Which do you like best?

Leave your tales below or on Facebook and we will announce the winner on the show tomorrow. We may have multiple winners if the stories are good so give it your best shot.