What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
Christian Grant
Hit The Gas: Could Montana Ban Electric Vehicles?
A bill in Wyoming brought the topic into the national conversation
Zootown Arts Community Center Cancels Events for One Week: Details Here
Closed through at least Thursday, January 19th (2023) due to plumbing issues
Missoula Winters Are Brutal in Their Own Way. Here’s How to Cope.
Missoula is fun all year round, even when it's cold
Will Gas Stoves be Banned in Montana?
They could be a health risk
Run for Greatness: Places to Train for the Missoula Marathon
Running a long distance is no easy task, and if that intimidates you then definitely don't look up why we call it a marathon.
Huge Success: A Recap of The Missoula Wedding Fair 2023
The Missoula Wedding Fair, in its 35th year, featured a variety of exhibitors that covered all the essentials and beyond
My Strange Conversation with an AI Chatbot About Montana
Two years ago my blender didn't work, now it still doesn't but at least it can create art and talk to me
Bow WOW: Tips for Walking Your Dog in the Montana Winter
The benefits to walking a dog is pretty obvious, but avoiding harm in a walk during our Montana winter can be complicated
How To Throw a Holiday Party Montana Style
If there's two things Montana loves, it's the holidays and parties
Gift Ideas for the Mountain-Loving Montanan in your Life
Gift giving is hard work, but over the years I've improved at it. The trick is to focus on a favorite activity of your loved one and get them something that involves that— easier said than done, obviously. But if you're struggling to find a gift for the mountain lover in your life, I've got you covered with this list:
Footwear
I know you're hesitant to buy shoes or boots as a gift because even if