What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
Why Teachers Should Assign Less Homework in Montana: Opinion
A study by Stanford University shows the potential downsides of assigning too much homework
Can You Legally Shoot Trespassers in Montana?
Within one week two shootings by homeowners raised the discussion of when it's legal to shoot someone who's perceived to be trespassing on residential property
Report Shows Big Increase in Missoula County’s Rental Costs
See median rent costs each year since 2010 with comparisons to what's available to rent now
Missoula’s Police Dog Gets New Vest from Non-Profit Organization
Thank you to Vested Interest in K9s
What’s the Deal with Missoula’s Traffic Light ‘Cameras’?
Is Big Brother like, watching us? Duuuuude
HB 359 Could Impact Montana Venues and Drag Performers
"The purpose of the bill is to prohibit children from attending drag shows," said Columbia Falls' Representative Braxton Mitchell, the bill's primary sponsor.
Concussion Insurance Claims for Montana Students Since 2015
Playing sports has risks
Missoula Restaurant is Set to Close Next Month After 11 Years
Another loss for Missoula's dining scene
Things I Hope the Spy Balloon Didn’t See in Montana
We Montanans are private people, and there's plenty of stuff here we'd rather not be seen by anyone
All Montana Ski Resorts Listed by County
Montana is well known for hunting, fishing and beautiful scenery, but I'd say the Treasure State is underrated as a place for skiing and snowboarding